Why won't anyone kiss Dracula?
He has bat breath!

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
It'll keep it under wraps!

What do you call a friendly mummy?
Chummy!

What did Frankenstein say when he was struck my lightning?
"Gee, that felt good!"

What did Frankenstein say to his sweetheart?
"It was love at first fright!"

How does a werewolf sign his letters?
Best vicious!

What should you do if a werewolf climbs in your window?
Run out the door!

What can you find between Godzilla's toes?
Slow runners!

Why wouldn't the ghost cross the road?
He had no guts!

What did Godzilla have at the "All You Can Eat" restaurant?
The waiters!

What kind of monster loves to disco?
The boogieman!

What do you say to a monster with two heads?
Hello, and hello to you too!

Where does a baby ghost go while its parents are at work?
Dayscare!

How do you get to the monster's house?
Walk down the street, then turn fright at the dead end.

What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound!